Review > Keldor (Masters of the Universe Classics)

One of the last and most mysterious of the original He-Man minicomics was “The Search for Keldor.” In the comic, King Randor enlists the Sorceress’s aid in seeking out his long-lost brother Keldor. Curiously, Skeletor panics upon hearing about this and summons Scareglow and Ninjor to stop Randor and company. While soundly beaten by He-Man and Clamp Champ, the villains do prevent Randor from learning any more about his brother’s disappearance.

The story strongly hinted that Keldor was none other than Skeletor himself, and while this was never confirmed in any other 1980s media, it became a much-discussed topic with the rise of online He-fandom in the 1990s. By the advent of the 2003 Mike Young Productions (MYP) cartoon, it was practically common knowledge that Skeletor was in fact Keldor. The MYP series cemented this by depicting Keldor himself and showing his assault upon the Elders; however, no mention of a filial relationship with Randor was ever mentioned.

Keldor was made into an action figure as an SDCC exclusive in 2003. This was the only SDCC I’ve ever attended, and yes, I got myself a Keldor. The 2003 exclusive was a mixed bag; while the interchangeable “melting skull” head was of course incredibly awesome, the black was was way overdone.

Obtaining a 2003 Keldor was a nightmare at the convention, a tradition Mattel has carried on ever since. While the latest version of Keldor wasn’t a convention exclusive, it was still pretty damned tough to get. (more…)

Review > Blue Beetle III – Jaime Reyes (DC Universe Classics)

Making his first appearance in Infinite Crisis #3 in February, 2006, Jaime Reyes has the distinction of being one of the new kids on the block in the DC Universe. Of course he carries with him a long heritage spanning eight decades of Blue Beetle. Jaime Reyes is the third individual to take up the mantle of the Blue Beetle. First being Dan Garret, starting out in the late 1930s, which was then replaced by the best known Beetle, Ted Kord. Kord’s Beetle became vastly popular and for many fans is the definitive Blue Beetle.

Jaime Reyes’ Blue Beetle, or Blue Beetle III to some, has come to make a name for himself staring in his own titles, as well as teaming up with Kord’s old friend, Booster Gold, and also becoming a member of the Teen Titans. Most notably he’s appeared several times on the animated series, Batman: the Brave and the Bold, where the character has gained popularity and managed to come into his own. (more…)

Review > She-Ra (Masters of the Universe Classics)

Due to the notoriety the much-maligned 1987 live-action Masters of the Universe movie, it’s easy to forget it was actually the second Masters of the Universe film to be released to theaters. The first was The Secret of the Sword, an animated film that came out in March 1985 and introduced He-Man fans to his twin sister, She-Ra. The movie comprised the first five episodes of her series, She-Ra: Princess of Power.

Mattel was and always will be the House that Barbie Built. While they’ve had successful boy brands–Major Matt Mason, MOTU and, most importantly, Hot Wheels–Barbie has always been the company’s most successful and iconic brand. With so much experience with the girls’ toys market, it’s not surprising they decided to take their (at the time) incredibly successful Masters of the Universe franchise and see if they could market it to girls, too. Thus was She-Ra born. (Legend has it she was originally going to be called the more mythologically resonant He-Ra, but the name was already being used by another toy company–just as well, because in retrospect She-Ra was a much more marketable name, and less subject to transvestite jokes and feminist criticism.)

On a more personal note, while I had several of the Horde figures as a child, I’m afraid I have no nostalgia for She-Ra. I don’t remember watching the show; by 1985 I was all about Transformers. But I can certainly recognize the significance of the character and the show, which continued the story of the MOTU universe (and supposedly with much better writing).

Looking back, Mattel and Filmation did something that no other toy company has even come close to trying to do with a boys’ brand: offered a girls’ version of the brand that was more than just a hollow marketing gimmick (actually, I can’t even think of any attempts to do this at all, hollow or not). While I didn’t continue to follow She-Ra myself, and I’m sure there were many boys who ignored it under the “girls are icky” principle, I’ve met enough male fans to be sure She-Ra was able to appeal to both genders (even if those boys could never bring themselves to get the toys, which were far more girlish than the show).

Also, now that I’m not six years old anymore I can point out that, in retrospect, She-Ra was pretty hot. (more…)

Guest Review > The Wonder Twins SDCC Exclusive (DC Universe Classics)

The Wonder Twins should be no strangers to regular viewers of the Super Friends in the mid-to-late ’70s. They were the teenage alien replacement to Wendy and Marvin to the Saturday Morning Cartoon lineup. Unlike the two characters who they replaced, the twins had superpowers that were only activated when they touched each other and uttered the catch phrase “Wonder Twins Powers – Activate!” Zan could transform into any form of water in any of the three phases, while Jayna could morph into any living creature. (more…)

Poe’s Lego Minifigure Diary #1: The Nurse

The Lego Minifigures are starting to show up in stores–and predictably vanishing shortly thereafter. Given my absolute hatred of having to drive around chasing down hard-to-find toys (see: my quitting of DCUC and my insouciance regarding MOTUC shipping costs), I decided to just pre-order a 10-pack of the minifigures via Entertainment Earth.

But while I wait for that to arrive, I did find some packs at Newbury Comics. Now, these are supposed to be $2 at retail, but Newbury always has to rip you off so they hiked it to $4. There were three packs left. Not having the barcode list with me (whose accuracy seems to be hit-and-miss), I felt each pack and quickly realized that, despite what you may have heard, feeling the pack is completely worthless for identifying the figure unless you happen to be some sort of tactile savant. In the end, I just grabbed one, overpaid and left.

The sad result can be seen to the right. Yes, I got the nurse. As I explained to DMG, I am not upset because the figure is a woman. I would have been just as upset with a male nurse. I am upset because it is a NURSE.

Don’t get me wrong; nurses fill a vital role in our health care system and are often under-appreciated. My sister-in-law is about to become a nurse, and that’s awesome. But when this line contains zombies, clowns, robots and luchadores, a nurse is just a bit disappointing.

Still, she looks pretty neat. She comes with two needles (yikes!) and what appears to be the EKG of someone named Dawes. The spike in the center no doubt occurred when Mr. Dawes saw his nurse double-fisting needles.

Review > Darkseid (DC Universe Classics)

Behind every great hero is a great villain. He-Man had Skeletor, Batman had the Joker, and although one could argue that Superman’s equal is Lex Luthor, Darkseid makes for a perfect adversary for the son of Jor-El. Darkseid is instantly identifiable as being evil while Superman is good, and they’re a match for each other when it comes for power and brute strength.

This isn’t the Four Hoursemen’s first crack at ol Darkseid. When the DC Super Heroes line first debuted, Mattel only had the license for Batman and Superman characters. With a range of characters like Scarecrow, Bane, Parasite, and Mongul, the line bounced back and forth between the two properties with each series. It was here that the 4H had their first go at Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, otherwise known as Darkseid.

Make no mistake; DCUC Darkseid is not just a rehash of a DCSH figure that has been scaled up. His sculpt is all-new with added detail, articulation and accessories that the DCSH entry was not endowed with. The Four Horsemen have always created outstanding re-imaginings of other people’s work, but now their task was to update their own design, so did they manage to school themselves?

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Review > Optikk (Masters of the Universe Classics)

We live in an age where our favorite pop culture franchises get “rebooted” every other month. Sometimes the franchise and its characters get a brand-new origin, other times it’s just taken in a radically different direction. In this age of 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe, the countless Transformers incarnations and the Clone Wars, it’s easy to forget that one of the first major “reboots” in popular toy history was The New Adventures of He-Man.

After MOTU died its ignominious death on the shelves (and in theaters) in 1987 (forcing great toys like Tytus to be released only overseas), Mattel set to work trying to figure out how to revitalize the brand. Since MOTU had always borrowed a lot from Star Wars, it must have seemed a natural to ditch the sword-and-sorcery angle of the franchise and revamp it as a space opera. They slimmed down He-Man, gave him a helmet and armor, redesigned the Power Sword to look more high-tech, and sent He-Man, Skeletor and a new crop of heroes and villains into the future.

The new toy line–called simply He-Man–debuted in 1989. But by that time, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles–whose toys owed much to the original MOTU line, stylistically and in terms of its execution–had become the true masters of the universe. He-Man limped along for three years, with a short-lived cartoon in 1990; but fans of the original toys and cartoon were hostile to the new take on the premise, while others (including an adolescent Poe) were too busy with Leonardo and Donatello. (more…)

Sponsored Review > 7″ Fantasy Shields by Spy Monkey Creations

Spy Monkey Creations continues to create excellent accessories for use with 7″ action figures. While they could be used with any figure, it’s obvious they’re inspired by Masters of the Universe Classics.

I previously reviewed the Master Blade of the Empyrean and the Witching Axe of Ruination, as well as the Blade of the Demon King and its variants. The subject of this review is the Shield of Deliverance and its variants. Since I received samples of the product and SMC is now a sponsor, this won’t be a normal review with a raven rating–I’m just going highlight the product and allow you to decide for yourselves. (more…)

Review > Tytus (Masters of the Universe Classics)

In 1986, Mattel was riding high on the massive success of Masters of the Universe. But by 1987, Mattel reported an incredible $127 million drop in domestic sales, mostly blamed on the decline of MOTU. There were probably a few reasons for this, ranging from tough competition from the Transformers and G.I. Joe to the lack of any media support–there hadn’t been a new episode of the cartoon in two years, and the comics were sparse and mediocre at best, unlike those of the Transformers or G.I. Joe.

But perhaps the biggest problem, as Jerry Oppenheimer suggests in his tell-all history of Mattel, Toy Monster, was that Mattel had become “too confident and too aggressive and too greedy in pushing the product to retailers to increase profits and impress Wall Street.” As Roger Sweet noted in his book, the product was “way oversold, and in 1987 it collapsed […] There was just too much product put in the stores for the amount of demand for it. It swamped the shelves.”* One can assume the much-maligned 1987 feature film that August was the final nail in the coffin.

It’s a shame that MOTU died when it did, because in some ways 1987 was the most creative period in MOTU since its inception. With the end of the cartoon and its somewhat limited storytelling scope, Mattel’s designers were able to return to MOTU’s “anything goes” roots and create a new storyline. Called “The Powers of Grayskull,” this sub-brand offered a new, prehistoric setting, a new cast of characters led by He-Ro, “the Most Powerful Wizard in the Universe,” and featured that perennial kids’ favorite, dinosaurs. Sadly, only the dinosaurs–Bionatops, Turbodactyl and my personal favorite, Tyrantisaurus–ever made it to U.S. stores. The rest of the line, including an immense sauropod called Gigantisaur and two “giants,” Tytus and Megator, never appeared here in the States. Curiously, however, both Tytus and Megator did appear in stores in Italy, making them two of the most valuable MOTU collectibles in existence. (more…)

Review > Space Alien (Toy Story 3, Target Exclusive)

One thing I love is the classic, cartoonish space alien aesthetic–green tentacles, eyeballs on stalks, clanking robots, bulbous glass helmets with antennae, ray guns with fins, colorful fungus-covered landscapes, and so forth. This “retro-future” can be found in shows like Futurama and Ren & Stimpy, videogames like Day of the Tentacle and Toejam & Earl,  Mattel’s new “Space Mutants” logo and 1950s Batman comics. It can also be found in toys such as the once-and-future Outer Space Men and the subject of today’s review, the Toy Story 3 Space Alien.

“The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.”

I loved these little guys the first time I saw them, nestled by the dozens in a claw machine at Pizza Planet, a Chuck ‘E Cheese like restaurant in the original Toy Story. The aliens serve as the Planet’s mascots, bearing the company logo, a pizza with a Saturn-like ring around it. While there have been some injection-molded toys of the character over the years, what I’d always wanted was a vinyl figure like the squeeze toys in the film. (more…)