OK, read carefully this time, folks.

Mattel traditionally gives humorous answers for their April 1 Ask Mattel, followed by the real answers the next day.

This time, I say we forego the real questions (and real answers) and ask some April 1-style questions of our own. So go wild. Now, I’ll tell you right now, I will not submit any questions like, “Where exactly does forcing fans to overpay for shoddy QC and unwanted paint schemes fit into your overall scheme for world domination?” or similarly bitchy snark. Not interested.

What I want to see is stuff like this:

• “The Skystriker SDCC set looks great. Will you also be making one with a Wind Raider color scheme?”
• “Does He-Man have to use any special ointment to prevent a rash from that furry underwear?”
• “I bought that He-Man with the furry cape. Great figure, but the bio says he lost to John Cena in Wrestlemania 22. But John Cena isn’t even an Evil Warrior! Who’s writing these bios?”

Questions are due by 11:59pm Sunday, March 13.