Greetings–it is I, Skeletor, Overlord of Evil!

I couldn’t help but notice the mailbag is a bit thinner this time around. Not that I care, mind you–the less I have to deal with your inanity, the better–but I would think you’d want to do this for yourself. Here’s your chance to probe the incredible brain of a modern evil mastermind, and you’re squandering it!

Ahem. Again, not that I mind. On to the questions…

Andy asks: Dear Skeletor, you’ve had the rasp for over twenty-five years. Don’t you think it’s time to cut down on maniacal laughter?

Actually, it’s not the maniacal laughter that gives me this rasp–it’s THE COMPLETE LACK OF VOCAL CORDS. Duh.

PrfktTear writes: What do you think is hotter, chicks with green skin, yellow skin, pale white skin, or tan skin? (more…)