It Figures #27 By Poe On June 3, 2009 In It Figures This gag might be a bit obscure these days–if you’re not familiar with it, click here. Onan the Barbarian Previous Toy review roundup (via Fanmode) Next Show and Tell > Captain Tarpals & Kaadu 12 Comments izdawiz I got it and it was Brilliiant! BRILLIANT!!! 😉 June 3, 2009 Frowny McBeard No, I suffered through Catholic School. I got it. June 3, 2009 Motorthing Is that what made his hair fall out? June 3, 2009 Newton Gimmick I thought he was having to "inform his neighbors that he's a sex offender" before I read the text. June 3, 2009 izdawiz It doesn't make hair fall out, it makes it grow. Paging Dr. Palmer, Dr. Harry Palmer… June 3, 2009 dayraven dude, if that were the case, my palms would look like buckwheat and don king's chud baby. excellent use of the arcane reference poe. and creepy… June 3, 2009 dwaltrip I'm pretty sure if Dayraven lived in biblical times, Onan and him would have been brothers. 😉 June 4, 2009 Poe I'm already thinking Onan will show up in It Figures again. I'm way too fond of both the gag and the ridiculous figure I chose to represent him… June 4, 2009 Monte Ya gotta work Fisto into a strip with Onan. June 4, 2009 izdawiz Maybe Onan and Pee wee Herman could exchange tips or do a safety course so that what happened to Kill Bill doesn't happen again. (Cuz the wages of Onanism shouldn't be death.) June 5, 2009 Poe I've already got two Onan ideas in the pipeline…but you just gave me an idea for another one, iz. I think I'll respect the late Mr. Carradine's privacy and take it in a different direction, though… June 5, 2009 dayraven you could violate the late mr hutchence' privacy… he's been dead a good long time of the say *hh-hmm* accident. let's just say this dwal, if the story of onan were true, i'd be dead twice today already. 😉 June 5, 2009
izdawiz
I got it and it was Brilliiant! BRILLIANT!!! 😉
Frowny McBeard
No, I suffered through Catholic School. I got it.
Motorthing
Is that what made his hair fall out?
Newton Gimmick
I thought he was having to "inform his neighbors that he's a sex offender" before I read the text.
izdawiz
It doesn't make hair fall out, it makes it grow.
Paging Dr. Palmer, Dr. Harry Palmer…
dayraven
dude, if that were the case, my palms would look like buckwheat and don king's chud baby.
excellent use of the arcane reference poe. and creepy…
dwaltrip
I'm pretty sure if Dayraven lived in biblical times, Onan and him would have been brothers. 😉
Poe
I'm already thinking Onan will show up in It Figures again. I'm way too fond of both the gag and the ridiculous figure I chose to represent him…
Monte
Ya gotta work Fisto into a strip with Onan.
izdawiz
Maybe Onan and Pee wee Herman could exchange tips or do a safety course so that what happened to Kill Bill doesn't happen again. (Cuz the wages of Onanism shouldn't be death.)
Poe
I've already got two Onan ideas in the pipeline…but you just gave me an idea for another one, iz.
I think I'll respect the late Mr. Carradine's privacy and take it in a different direction, though…
dayraven
you could violate the late mr hutchence' privacy… he's been dead a good long time of the say *hh-hmm* accident.
let's just say this dwal, if the story of onan were true, i'd be dead twice today already. 😉